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I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH TO DO THIS.

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I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH TO DO THIS.

Post by Kylers on Mon Apr 26, 2010 6:09 pm

Sadly, I don't get paid at ALL D:


MMKAY, SO. I was at band practice after school today. Yeah, it was 3:30-7:30. FOUR FREAKING HOURS. Ugh, FML. If we were inside, I wouldn't care as much. BUUUT. MRS. VIDETTO HAD A ''BETTER" IDEA.

"Kayla, how about you take the 6th grade flutes on the field and show them the stuff. It's all review. Just make sure they nail it."
"IT'S LIKE, 40 DEGREES OUT HERE."
"Ahh. I see. Well, have fun."

SO. This is why I don't like being section leader. Because I gotta show people stuff.
"Okay guys. I'm going to make this easy for you. If you can just count, you'll get it right quicker, and we can do this a LOT quicker. So, out loud. 5, 6, 7, 8, 1, 2, 3, 4. K? Alright."

I had 3 flutes and 6 piccolos. So, I showed them how to march. How to keep up. How to be ready. And we were all wearing shorts and t-shirts. AND WE WERE FREEZING.

"Okay, what's the highest note you guys can play?"
"Uhh, C above staff."
"YOU. HAVE. GOT. TO. BE. KIDDING. ME." (thought) "Uhh. Well. Can you guys play a D?" (said)
"Uh, what's the fingering?"
"Middle and ring finger on left hand, thumb, and pinky on right"
"Repeat that?"
*SHOWS THEM*
"Oh ok."
*THEY PLAY*
"GOOD. Okay, well. The Star Spangled Banner's highest note is maybe an F or G."
"Oh, easy!"
"You JUST said your highest note was a C"
"Oh. You meant ABOVE the staff? OHHH."
"FML" (thought) "Alright, uhh. Can you play the first line?" (said)
*THEY PLAY*
"Uh, check the key signature."
"OHHH."
"Oh. My. God." (thought)

*GOES ON FOREVER*

"Oh, look, almost time to go. Just practice high notes, okay?"
"How high is HIGH?"
"Anything over a C. You've GOT to memorize fingerings."
"What's the fingering for D again?"
"Look in your book when we go back inside. Actually, you guys go ahead and go inside"
"OKAY!"


OH MY GOD, SOMEONE KILL ME. Mrs. V doesn't teach them what they need to know, and she wants me to be a tutor. And I wasted FOUR HOURS (Well, technically 3. I was with full band for an hour) working on the national anthem and Land of 100 Dances (Gahh, don't ask me. ASK YOUTUBE). And I swear, my fingers are gonna fallllll offfff. D:

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Post by dirtydan on Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:03 pm

I'm vewy vewy sawwy. This lady looks manly. The band teacher I don't like is getting married this summer and leaving. We better get a good teacher next.
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Post by Kylers on Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:06 pm

LMAO. I hate band. So. Much.

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Posts : 1519
Join date : 2010-01-15
Age : 21
Location : Swimming at Erik's. ERIKA'S. He calls me Kyle. AWKWARD. Bahaha. there's this girl on OMGPOP named Lexi Bieber. I laughed at her and she got mad. BAHAHA. JUSTIN BIEBER IS GAY.
Job/hobbies : IS THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD YELLING WHEN YOU READ THIS? Thanks Jordan! I dunno who wrote that, but hello. Jordan wrote that you cotton headed ninny muggins!
Humor : That's what she said. WHO IS SHE???? YOUR MOMMMM

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